"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
This shit is on point.
I actually did get hit and I was so fucking relieved when I did. SMH.
I’m so ready to be happy again.
Life sends you the right things at the right time.
— Ernest Hemingway (via wordsthat-speak)
— Blair Waldorf (via extrasad)