reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you
I will actually never get over how fucking dumb Romeo and Juliet are
Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead
— Pema Chödrön, (b. 1936) American Buddhist Nun and Teacher
(via panatmansam)
If you can teach a dog the meaning of the word no, it shouldn’t be a difficult concept for men
this is going to sound dumb but does anyone else feel like they have good and bad face days? like some days i’ll look in the mirror and be like ‘yes my face is kind of attractive’ and then others i’m like ‘did i get hit in the face with a frying pan or something’
Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”
