May 2013
“I do not think I’m easy to define. I have a wandering mind. And I’m not anything...”
– Syd Barrett (via oraclesfox)
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
graysea:
Hello old sport my name old sport is Jay old sport Gatsby old sport
old sport
“I guess being needed is almost as good as being loved. Maybe better.”
– Betty Smith, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (via perfect)
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
sluttyoliveoil:
freaking-awesome-unicorns:
sluttyoliveoil:
sluttyoliveoil:
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for this
excuse me freaking-awesome-unicorns this is genuine humor
the-blog-of-anne-frank:
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
“He never broke my heart. He only turned it into a compass that always points me...”
– Clementine von Radics (via perfect)
1 tag
you seem to have misplaced a ridiculous amount of faith in me and it somewhat terrifies me
9 tags
the words that i articulate
simply support my majestic (but, sadly, quickly faltering) masquerade
of wholeness and contentedness.
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what you see as magniloquent
is to me just as grandiose
but ever so hopeless and riddled with faults.
...
solecistically:
we hide behind
superfluous words
but you see through
my bittersweet arrogance
and tainted light
and i am blinded by
your sickly sweet heart
and eloquent dreams.
i have more faith in you
than the shadows
that surround us.
mintmeow:
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
lettucefetish:
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
can we just get this straight? if you message me on tumblr you are not annoying me i am a lonely person and any form of human contact is a god send
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
amoying:
give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,
raise the roof
alexisness:
Instead of sitting around thinking about the cause of your discontent, think about how you can change it.
