My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police
one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
I never miss a chance to reblog pictures of the Rough-scaled Bush Viper (Atheris hisida) from the forests of western Africa. Look at that adorable and highly venomous face :3
if i marry someone attractive and our kids end up with my face i’m going to be seriously pissed
“to wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.”
-sven goran eriksson
